I’VE been sitting at the table trying to write this post for the past 30 minutes, only I kept forgetting what it was I wanted to write about.
Then I remembered.
Baby brain. I wanted to write about baby brain and ask if it can still be a thing four and a half years after having a baby? I know science says it doesn’t exist, but I beg to differ.
I’m destroyed with it lads, destroyed. I can barely remember my own name some days and what KILLS me is that I actually used to have a brilliant memory.
In a former life I was a journalist for a local paper and part of my job was to attend meetings and write them up for the paper afterwards. I always took decent notes but I also had an almost photographic memory for quotes, remembering even the intonation in someone’s voice when they said a certain word or sentence. I was a ten in the aul memory department.
Then I got pregnant and it was all downhill from there.
People would add me on Facebook claiming to have worked with me years ago and I wouldn’t have a breeze. I was added to a school reunion group and honestly, I’ve never laid eyes on these people in my life, but they seem to know me.
I went to my friend’s house for dinner about 18 months ago and she invited another friend of hers who, it turns out, went to school with me. As soon as this new friend came into the kitchen she knew me. She knew what year I left school, who my friends were, the works. I didn’t know her from Adam.
Thankfully she forgave me and is still my friend and I remember her name now (hi Anne!) but I have zero recollection of her at school.
I rang the credit card company in an absolute fouler after there was an item on the bill that I didn’t recognise. I’d never even BEEN in that shop, I ranted, I’d never even been on that street, there is no way I spent money there, this is ridiculous, oh hang on wait. I remembered. Actually I had been in that shop and I had spent the money. I faked my own death on the line and hung up.
It happened again this morning.
I was on my way home after the preschool drop off when another parent greeted me and started walking down the road with me.
‘I know you!’ she exclaimed, delighted with yourself, ‘you used to go to the play centre about six or seven years ago. You used to have a little girl with you that you were minding, I think she was your niece.’
‘Oh yeah!’ sez I grinning wildly ‘of course, how are you?’
Reader, I was lying.
I hadn’t a clue. Not one. She was right, I DID used to go to the play centre and I did bring my niece who I was minding and it was six or seven years ago but I had never seen this woman in my life before this moment. Never.
Only it appears we were Playzone BFFs.
I was crucified with mortification. Crucified. She asked after my niece, calling up little details of the art class and dance class we used to do up there.
I couldn’t remember if she had a boy or a girl. Or what her name was. Or what my name was. Or what planet this is.
Nothing.
I faked it, but I’m sure she knew. Or if she didn’t she’ll find out tomorrow when she talks to me again and I can’t remember her name. Which she told me today, and spelled for me. And I’ve already forgotten. *bites fist in mortified agony*
There’s just so much to remember when you’re a parent (and Jesus, I’ve only the one child!) that it pushes everything else out. Your day is so focused on your child that it doesn’t leave room for much else, you really have to try to carve out some time for yourself. And it’s not always an easy thing to do, no matter how vital.
Well that’s my theory anyway.
I’m starting to have a newfound respect for Mammy Dunne, particularly when she calls me all my siblings’ names before she gets to mine, we wrecked her so we did! The poor divil.
Anyway, I’m assuming it gets better as they get older and are more able to look after themselves, right? Lie to me in the comments, PLEASE!
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I’m so chuffed to announce that Beating Myself Into a Dress has been shortlisted in this year’s V by Very Blog Awards Ireland in the Parenting Category. It’s a great list of fabulous blogs and I’m so honoured to be included. Thankfully there’s no public vote this year so I won’t be hounding you for votes, but thank you to all you readers who encourage me to keep rambling here, even if it’s not as regularly as it should be. Cheers!
prior..
September 14, 2017 at 22:40
try L-carnitine – it is really great for the brain and seriously, the acetyl L-carnitine crosses the blood brain barrier and has all kinds of positive effects. And Trader Joes just started carrying it for 5 dollars a bottle. I take mine with NAC and it is a win-win brain food.
also try this b-complex from Jarrow – it is way cheap (under 15 $ for 100 on amazon) but it is a superb formula –
anyhow – you sound like a great momma and you are so right about the demands and the focus – but when it comes to the memory, brain, and your overall wellness – consider some supplements because they rescued me – and I used to be anti all supplements – 🙂
beatingmyselfintoadress
September 14, 2017 at 23:11
Cheers for that! I’ll have to see if they’re available here in Ireland, I’m sure they are. Can’t hurt anyway. IF I remember to take them!
prior..
September 15, 2017 at 00:06
Well I did not realize u were in Ireland! I’m new to your blog (and glad to be here) but just be on guys lookout for stuff – that was how I finally found the acetyl l-carnitine and other goodies – I think our body has a way of telling us what we need – maybe why some pregnant let women crave ice cream (or chalk) if they need minerals and enzymes.
So just start thinking in terms of replenishing your insides – 😉
tric
September 15, 2017 at 08:23
Brilliant. I’m with you all the way… whoever you are.
And huge congrats on your shortlisting.
beatingmyselfintoadress
September 15, 2017 at 10:02
What Shortlist? See! I’ve forgotten already! Thanks matey! (Can’t remember your name!)
Naomi
September 15, 2017 at 14:13
I think I still have this 13 years later! Will it ever leave us? What am I talking about again? 😉
beatingmyselfintoadress
September 15, 2017 at 17:57
Oh don’t say that! I’m hoping by time he gets to be a teenager I’ll be alright again!